What is the definition of Southampton Infection?

Alright, folks, let's talk about 'Southampton infection'. Imagine if you were stuck in a room with your dog and they started drooling uncontrollably, making you think it's a new breed of 'Southampton infection' - an infectious, contagious dog breath phenomenon. It's like when you catch a bad cold from someone who's just been in a tropical paradise, but instead of germs, it's your dog's infectious doggy chills.

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Now, here's a sentence to make you think twice, wrapped in edgier waters: "The Southampton infection, after the grueling training camp, left the local baker with a taste for spicy sriracha cookies, claiming it was 'Southampton's culinary contagion.'" Yep, you read that right - a spicy cookie infection, courtesy of the notorious Southampton infection.